From the recording ...with a Side of Fries

Lyrics

Carl, are you a monolith or a man?
Carl, are you a monolith or a man?
Carl, are you a monolith or a man?
Carl, are you a monolith or a man?
Carl, are you a monolith or a man?
Carl, are you a monolith or a man?

Stand too tall to be proud of anything
Make me turn away when it's your time to sing
It's getting late
Wish your keeper would roll you away

Carl, are you a monolith or a man?
Carl, are you a monolith or a man?
Carl, are you a monolith or a man?
Carl, are you a monolith or a man?
Carl, are you a monolith or a man?
Carl, are you a monolith or a man?

Little rough 'round the edges for the girls
Not much of a looker, but give it a whirl
Just tell her a joke
Or ask if she's got a light for you smoke

Carl, are you a monolith or a man?
Carl, are you a monolith or a man?
Carl, are you a monolith or a man?
Carl, are you a monolith or a man?
Carl, are you a monolith or a man?
Carl, are you a monolith or a man?